Wisdom of Woof Shop

Woof is an ancient culture, language and philosophy that was common tens of thousands years ago. The Woof culture is since long forgotten but remains of the culture has been found in old caves in Siberia. Scientists believe that the Woof culture was around as early as about 100,000 years ago. No proof of the Woof culture younger than 15,000 years ago has been found and it is believed that the Woof culture was totally gone around that time and have since then been forgotten. Until now. New findings suggest that it was an advanced culture that had not only its own language but also an advanced and intelligent philosophy towards life. Much of the way they were thinking would have a very vast impact on today's society. Unfortunately, much of the great thoughts in the Woof Philosophy is lost or has never been found. What we have today is a modern version of the ancient Woof Philosophy that is based on the fragments that have been found. It is either translated texts or created in a modern style, a "modern" Woof Philosophy. Here we introduce you to some intelligent, witty and catchy phrases and expressions from the modern version of the Woof Philosophy. They are pretty self-explanatory and the styles they are created in add an extra dimension to the message. So please take a moment and browse all the intelligent humor with catchy phrases, oxymorons, truisms, wit and word bending that you can wear, look at and share. You will also find irony, sarcasm and some adult wit here to spice things up a little bit as we do our best to express the modern version of the Wisdom of Woof.