theMIDDLEspeaks

Are you looking to send a message to the world or not? Are you ready to make a political statement or not? Do you want to purchase something funny or not? Do you want to purchase anything? (or not. I guess). Well, if your answer is yes or no to the nonsensical questions above, then this is the store for you! There are about 100 items in this store now. However, someday, because the world is a very funny place to live, there will be many more! Do you like cats? I sure do. My cat is a lot smarter than me. Who works all day while the cat lounges around the house? Me. Who gets all-you-can-eat free food every day? My cat. Who gets free medical care? My cat. And my cat is a math tutor during the 3 hours a day he's awake? That's right - my cat! And the list goes on and on! There are various "cat" oriented items in this store demonstrating the indisputable genius of cats. There are many other subjects that are addressed as well. So tell your friends that YOU found the coolest, funniest store on Zazzle. You never know - they might believe you! Thanks!