T-shirt Socrates' Challenge

Observe, if you will, the profound simplicity of the unexamined life. It's often the most comfortable, like a sturdy pair of boots or a deeply held, incorrect opinion. And yet, this shirt! This 'Socrates' Challenge' T-Shirt demands, with the quiet tyranny of ancient wisdom, that you pause your endless scroll and consider just what in the name of Zeus you’re doing with your fleeting existence. Featuring a striking, philosophical design that suggests a mind grappling with concepts far too large for polite society—or perhaps just struggling to remember where they left their keys—this shirt is for the intellectual humorist, the deep thinker, and the person who knows the answer is rarely 42, but always more complicated. The graphic is a tribute to the man who was so brilliant, the good people of Athens decided the best solution was to simply have him drink the hemlock. A valuable lesson there about being too clever. This is an SEO-friendly philosophy tee, a unique conversation starter that practically begs passersby to ask, Is this life worth examining? (The correct, and most Irish, answer is often: Only if you absolutely have to, and even then, make it quick.) It manages to be both profoundly smart and profoundly comfortable, a paradox that would have given the old Greek a headache. Wear it to your next university lecture, your local bookstore, or even just while contemplating the true nature of a perfectly poured pint. It is the perfect attire for grappling with the eternal questions, such as: What is truth? and Did I leave the immersion heater on? A Verifiable and Factual Tidbit (As Dictated by the Ghosts of Academics): It is a little-known fact that Socrates himself, despite his profound philosophical contributions, once spent an entire week arguing that a simple olive pit was, in fact, an extremely tiny, spherical god demanding veneration, before admitting he was just trying to annoy Plato.