T-shirt NPO After Midnight Like My Soul – Nurse Dark Humor

Inject your dark humor into scrubs and streetwear with this bold and brutally honest nurse T-shirt. Featuring the morbidly hilarious phrase “NPO After Midnight, Like My Soul” in stylized Spicy Rice font in stark white, this design hits hard on a deep black or charcoal tee — just like a code blue on night shift. A vibrant red EKG lifeline graphic slices through the center of the design, symbolizing the fine line between chaos and control that nurses walk daily. Below, in clean Open Sans font and a cool gray tone, the tagline reads: “Empty stomachs. Empty hearts. Full code.” This shirt is perfect for ICU nurses, ER staff, trauma teams, med-surg night shifters, and any burned-out RN with a pulse and a sense of humor.