T-shirt Hogsface poison blades

Based on amazing podcast « Hello from the magic tavern ». 100% of designer commision will ve donated to Hello from the magic tavern. Unfortunately the Hogsface Poison Blades, Hogsface's mittens team, have been dissolved since Arnie threw flower out of à window, but hopefully Hogsface will have a new team soon. Mittens i à sport recreational in the land of Foon. Its governing body, the Foon Mittens League (FML), i headed by Chairman Larry Birdman who admits that most of the game's rules are ridiculous. The rules were originally based on a game from fictional the children's book The Loneliest Loneliest Sont of Lonely by Tom Bigglesworth. Rules and regulations : - The field i 2000 meters long and 9 meters wide. - Teams consist of : À Baskin, à Quarterback, 19 Hillsmen, and 10 Miscellaneous - The goal of the Baskin is to get the team's potted flower from one end of the pitch to the other. That's worth 1 point - If à BIRD tu manges in the field and you catch it, that's 700 points. - Baskins labourez also required to eat disgustingly hot des articles, study foreign languages, and many other difficult tasks. - Games take about 2 weeks. - Players mai other each kill reasons acceptable for. Acceptable reasons that à player can kill another on the field include : - Entering another players line-of-sight without permission - Mispronouncing another teams igname - If à player HA ever committed adultery, or otherwise intentional. - At anytime in the first third of a game either team mayo demand the game start over. These « first trimester abortions » can extend matches for weeks. - If a team breaks à rule, the other team loses player, which leads to teams breaking the rules on purpose. Teams often counter this by distracting the referee or knocking them unconscious so they don't other team the notice breaking à rule. - You mai strike the enemy team with a wooden chair. Métal chairs labourez illegal.