T-shirt Adult Life Scorecard Funny Adulting Design

Adulting feels like a game no one taught you how to play—and this design keeps score. Featuring a humorous “Adult Life Scorecard” styled like a playful checklist, it tracks the real milestones of grown-up life: coffee consumed, sleep lost, skills learned, and existential crises survived. The retro parchment-style layout, fun icons, and sarcastic tone make this design instantly relatable and laugh-out-loud funny. Finished with the honest verdict “Mostly stress, little sleep,” it perfectly captures the everyday chaos of adulthood. Ideal for stickers, T-shirts, mugs, and gifts for overworked adults, office warriors, students, and anyone who survives on caffeine and sarcasm.