Dessous-de-verre Sasquatch For President

A dark silhouettes of Sasquatch (Bigfoot) on a medium blue background along with block text reading "SASQUATCH FOR PRESIDENT." Not exactly thrilled with the choice of candidates for President this time around? Looking for a Washington outsider? Here's your candidate. In fact, Bigfoot spends just about all of his time outside in Washington, Idaho, Oregon, several other states; and parts of Canada. Big enough to fill any shoes, but no need to worry that he will harangue Congress to impose a radical agenda, left or right, as he is so rarely seen. Vote for a wilder America. Vote Sasquatch! Brought to you by The Cryptozoology Political Action Committee (CPAC); Bonners Ferry, ID