Dessous De Verre En Grès VIBE CEO PROTOCOL - Reality Glitch (Instant Aura U

Lisez-vous, les futurs PDG Vibe! This ain't just a design, it's a lifestyle upgrade. Nous sommes en train de reconvertir l'essence de la fuite et du choc de l'image. Wearing this instantly promotes you to the CEO of your own reality, granting you executive powers over your vibes. Rumors say it unlocks secret dance moves, attracts positifs energy like a magnet, and makes you immune to bad muds (results may vary, but probably not). Postes: "Glitch-infused typography that resonates with your soul fréquence encies (trust us, we measured)." "100% untested for corporate takeover of the vibe-verse." "Includes a free 'Vibe CEO Manifesto' (PDF, mostly motivation ational cat memes)." WARNING : "May cause sudden urges to wear sunglasses indoors, uncontrollable charisma, and a strong belief that you can negotiate with pigeons. Only 9 left (cause the rest ascended to a higher plane of chill). Don't let your vibes down, grab this before it's gone !