Coussin To Love? Hard Pass T-Shirt | Poisoned Chalice

Outsmart the toast with poisoned elegance. When Valentine’s raises a glass to romance, the savvy ones politely decline the sip. Our Poisoned Chalice Crest T-Shirt pours that refusal in an opulent gothic chalice shaped like intertwined hearts: overflowing with swirling magenta and teal "wine" that drips into venomous thorns, flanked by scattered wilted roses and tipped-over brass goblets. Intricate filigree borders conceal tiny hidden skulls wearing rose crowns and discarded wedding bands—subtle nods to love's delightful demise. Arched elegantly in icy teal script with brass rim highlights: “To Love? Hard Pass.” This design toasts unapologetic singles and anyone skipping the heartbreak hangover—perfect for Galentine’s cheers or everyday sophisticated snubs. Search “to love hard pass shirt,” “poisoned chalice graphic tee,” “anti dating goblet apparel,” or “sarcastic chalice valentine emblem” and watch it intoxicate—ornate layers meet lethal sarcasm in vibrant color. Crafted on plush, breathable tri-blend or cotton that feels like luxury loungewear, pre-shrunk, sized XS–5XL for all, and printed with eco-inks that lock in every metallic gleam and jewel tone with razor-sharp edges. No fuss, no shadows—just pure, hard-edged YMLux magic. Why you'll love this: Gothic chalice of intertwined hearts overflowing with venomous magenta-teal drips Tipped goblets and wilted roses for that perfect romance rejection scene Hidden rose-crowned skulls and discarded bands in filigree—dark easter eggs galore Icy teal “To Love? Hard Pass” script—wear your refusal proudly Opulent poison that turns classic toasts into empowered defiance Fade-proof intricate print with sharp hard edges—zero cracking, built for endless seasons Exclusive YMLux artistry: dense, multi-layered digital emblem with zero drop shadows—pure premium pass Stocks are spilling over fast—skip the sip before February 14th. Worldwide shipping, 30-day returns. Stay sober, stay superior.